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Cow caught using tools

captain January 20, 2026
  • Busted!
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Man arrested for impersonating US Marshal LOL

captain November 22, 2025
  • Gubment

Nancy Pelosi retires from Congress with postcard to San Francisco

captain November 6, 2025
  • Hollyweird

Kim Kardashian blames ChatGPT for failing her law exams

captain November 6, 2025
  • Busted!
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Woman pleads guilty to burning down the home of a man who called her for sex at 4 a.m., then fell asleep.

captain October 29, 2025
  • WTF

Student handcuffed after Doritos bag mistaken for a gun

captain October 28, 2025
  • WTF

Scientists Confirm: We Can Breathe Through Our Assholes!

captain October 24, 2025
  • Busted!
  • Funny

Excuse me, ma’am, your testicles are showing

captain October 23, 2025
  • Gubment

Riots coming?

captain October 23, 2025
  • Hot

Elizabeth Hurley is HOT AF at 60

captain October 20, 2025

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    Half of the democrat base could be committed….. ·  June 24, 2026

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    “Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement for Card and Connected Commerce?” ·  June 24, 2026

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    New York State of mind…. ·  June 24, 2026

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