TRUE STORY: So your boy Captain here goes to Publix last night after work to pickup some groceries. I go in, purchase my shit and when I return to my truck there is a note on it. See below….

In case you can’t see it properly the note reads,
“I LOVE TO SERVICE TO COMPLETION – I LOVE COCK & CUM – I’M HUNGRY – FEED ME – (954)-873-XXXX“
Now at first I honestly thought someone was just fucking with me, a buddy of mine or some shit like that. I have a video DVR system in my truck so I sat there and rewinded the camera. Well, turns out it was this weird old homo guy waiting in his car a few spaces in front of me. See what happened in the video below…
Creepy right? So what did I do? I approached him, told him he was caught on camera and called him some homophobic slurs. I then reported him to the manager of Publix. Apparently he also did this to several other customers over the past few weeks.
My next move was to post on the Neighbors/Ring app to warn other’s of this disgusting behavior. However, the Neighbors/Ring moderators denied my post for whatever reason. Apparently they must condone shit like this. See below…

At the end of the day this was a nasty experience that really made me feel uncomfortable. I understand now how women must feel all the time. Men really are fucking pigs!
~Captain~