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3 responses. August 22, 2017 Captain Obvious

Group of Browns players kneel, huddle during national anthem


Group of Browns players kneel, huddle during national anthem

A group of Cleveland Browns players chose to kneel and huddle during the national anthem before Monday’s preseason game against the New York Giants. Linebackers Jamie Collins […]

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30 responses. August 21, 2017 Captain Obvious

Vandals smashed a 225-year old monument to Christopher Columbus in Baltimore, because ‘racism’


Vandals smashed a 225-year old monument to Christopher Columbus in Baltimore, because ‘racism’

Oldest Monument to Columbus Vandalized in Protest of White Supremacy Baltimore, MD – In the dark of night on August 21, 2017, protesters attacked a memorial […]

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11 responses. August 20, 2017 Captain Obvious

The Atlantic Claims Monday’s Solar Eclipse is Racist


The Atlantic Claims Monday’s Solar Eclipse is Racist

Essayist professor says that the solar system has an ‘implicit bias’ against African-Americans   Return your solar eclipse glasses and cancel your sun-watching parties, America. According […]

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5 responses. August 19, 2017 Captain Obvious

Tim Kaine tweets a photo, misses one important detail


Tim Kaine tweets a photo, misses one important detail Read

5 responses. August 14, 2017 Captain Obvious

Anti-Fascists Accuse Journalist Of ‘Looking Like A White Supremacist’


Anti-Fascists Accuse Journalist Of ‘Looking Like A White Supremacist’

Anti-fascist protests kicked off across the nation this Sunday following the white nationalist march in Charlottesville, Va., which saw the death of one woman and two […]

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3 responses. August 11, 2017 Captain Obvious

Dummy Ana Navarro Says NK Rhetoric Like A ‘Yo Mama Contest’


Dummy Ana Navarro Says NK Rhetoric Like A ‘Yo Mama Contest’

CNN political commentator Ana Navarro described the inflammatory rhetoric exchanged between President Donald Trump and North Korea’s Kim Jong-un as a “Yo Mama contest” Friday. “To […]

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15 responses. August 10, 2017 Captain Obvious

NBA star, 36, who earns $15million a year is arrested for dealing marijuana at a Los Angeles housing project


NBA star, 36, who earns $15million a year is arrested for dealing marijuana at a Los Angeles housing project

  Veteran NBA forward Zach Randolph was arrested on a marijuana charge after several police cars were vandalized at a Los Angeles project on Wednesday Police […]

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4 responses. August 10, 2017 Captain Obvious

FLASHBACK: Dumb-ass Robert Mueller was banned by his wife from doing online banking after he nearly fell for a phishing scam


FLASHBACK: Dumb-ass Robert Mueller was banned by his wife from doing online banking after he nearly fell for a phishing scam

SAN FRANCISCO–No one is immune from cyberthreats, not even the head of the FBI. FBI Director Robert Mueller was banned by his wife from doing online […]

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10 responses. August 8, 2017 Captain Obvious

TransBlind: Woman Used Chemicals to Blind Herself Because She ‘Identified’ as Blind!


TransBlind: Woman Used Chemicals to Blind Herself Because She ‘Identified’ as Blind!

A woman with perfect sight claims she identified as a blind person, and had a sympathetic psychologist pour DRAIN CLEANER into her eyes so she could […]

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3 responses. July 29, 2017 Captain Obvious

BREAKING NEWS: Japan warns that ships and planes may have been hit by intercontinental ballistic missile launched by North Korea and experts claim the warheads could reach CHICAGO


BREAKING NEWS: Japan warns that ships and planes may have been hit by intercontinental ballistic missile launched by North Korea and experts claim the warheads could reach CHICAGO

Missile flew for 45 minutes before landing in Japanese territorial waters Cabinet secretary said Japan ‘cannot tolerate North Korea’s provocations’ Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe said […]

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