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PETA Demands The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Go Vegan

1 February 2018 Libtards


PETA has found a new venue to push their anti-meat eating agenda: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

The animal rights group, infamous for comparing cheese to rap and stirring up outrage over the clothing video game characters wear, now has its sights on the popular children’s cartoon, whose characters’ love for pizza has sparked their ire.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have always professed their love of pizza, with usual Italian meat toppings. This isn’t about to change with the animated series’ revival on Nickelodeon, unless the network caves in to PETA’s demands.

PETA, which has been outed for routinely euthanizing healthy puppies and kittens at its shelters, is calling on the cable network to have it so that the Turtles only eat vegan pizza—indisputably the worst culinary “delights” that non-meat eaters have to contend with.

In a statement to Nickelodeon, PETA Senior Vice President Lisa Lange asks, “Modern kids are embracing vegan food, so why shouldn’t modern Ninja Turtles?”

“Vegan pizza is popular, and it’s healthier and far kinder to animals than old-fashioned dairy cheese pizza. PETA thinks that’s something the ‘Heroes in a Half Shell’ would support,” Lange wrote.

Lange’s statement was echoed by an open letter addressed to Cyma Zarghami, the president of Nickelodeon, calling on the Turtles to abandon their love of pepperoni, ham, chicken, and tuna fish for vegan alternatives. The goal is to inspire more children into adopting a diet of soy and other “cruelty-free” vegan products.

PETA Demands The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles To Go Vegan

PETA has found a new venue to push their anti-meat eating agenda: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The animal rights group, infamous for comparing cheese to rap and stirring up outrage over the clothing video game characters wear, now has its sights on the popular children’s cartoon, whose characters’ love for pizza has sparked their ire.


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  • Really, fuckin really? Libshits ruin everything.

    Also, I’m going on vacation with my family tomorrow so I wont be back on until Monday FYI. I don’t feel the need to boast about where we’re going and will be too focused on enjoying myself to post on the internet while I’m away.

    • grandma954

      I HATE these tree hugging people who want to tell us all what to eat. Animals were put on this earth to feed us . My gosh get a life people. OHHH Capt. have a great time. Wish I could get out of here for a few weeks, but with the boat show here that’s not gonna happen..

    • Pompano Queen1

      Enjoy your FAMILY and vacation!!!

    • EarnitYourself

      I trust you’re not going shithole hopping in the Caribbean, are you?

      Hehehe… just kidding, Herbie. The daily photo does a good job of summing up why the GOP is going kick butt in 2018.
      We’ll probably pick up enough seats in both houses to be able to tell the Dems we’re really not interested in their opinions.

      • Pompano Queen1

        I hope that happens in 2018! You are correct about the photo. I love it. I’m glad that Captain left it up for the weekend.

      • High_Yellow3

        “shithole hopping in the Caribbean” CLASSIC!

        • Charles___Darwin

          That was awesome. The visual is priceless.

    • High_Yellow3

      I understand but if you do login don’t forget to fire a few racist comments my way.
      I’ve been feeling guilty lately for being white.