Expensive date….

29 December 2017 Cool Shit

Drunk woman did $300K in damage to lawyer’s art collection on first date: cops

HOUSTON – Authorities say an intoxicated Dallas woman who was on a first date with a prominent Houston trial lawyer caused at least $300,000 in damage to his art collection, including two Andy Warhol paintings. Lindy Lou Layman, 29, was arrested Saturday on criminal mischief charges after her date with Anthony Buzbee.

  • Charles___Darwin

    Faces of Meth…..

    • EarnitYourself

      Yup. 29′ huh?

      And how does a “prominent trial lawyer” not know it when he sees it? Perhaps he was just collecting a “retainer”…

      • Charles___Darwin

        You’d think he have the money to buy something a little better. You get what you pay for.

  • EarnitYourself

    Has anyone ever caught the fart they chased through a bag of nails?

  • TheAhmedClockCompany

    date: expensive.
    date’s art appreciation: not so much.
    date’s facial make-up: not so much less.

    • tardisbabe

      Dates lip collagen injections…..out of control

      • Charles___Darwin

        Collagen is the least of her worries. Those facial sores are more worrisome.

        • tardisbabe

          I saw other stuff about her. She used to be hot or the makeup looks the part. it seems the guy isn’t a prize either. Rest assured, though. Her tits are fake so no meth can harm them.

          • Charles___Darwin

            Rough life. She looks 50.

  • tardisbabe

    The more I see this pic the older she gets, and she looks like a man. Seriously. Look at her!

  • Lt Bil Drat

    She looks rode hard and put away wet.