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Trump calls Kim short and fat…because Kim is short and fat.

12 November 2017 Cool Shit

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me “old,” when I would NEVER call him “short and fat?” Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend – and maybe someday that will happen!

  • TheAhmedClockCompany

    credit to another poster,
    on another site, who said:
    “porkie norkie” – lol.
    no mistaking who was referenced,
    kim none dong is the only porkie in norkie.

    • BerkeleyLifer

      5 foot 7 300LBs! BMI = 46.99! Morbidly obese!

      • TheAhmedClockCompany

        we had our suspicions.

    • Pompano Queen1

      LMAO @ porkie norkie!

  • EarnitYourself

    When is North Korea going to run out of hair stylists?

    I have to assume they get executed after they give him that cut.

    • High_Yellow3


  • Herbsman200

    Yet his wife stance is anti-bullying…lol give me a freaking break.

    • EarnitYourself

      Seriously? You think he’s bullying the little turd who is exploding nukes and firing ICBMs over countries?

      You’re right. He should send over a wedding dress wearing freak ex-NBA player to be his BFF while the little turd finalizes his development of the ability to nuke every major city in this country. Now THAT was some serious foreign policy, eh Herbie?

      • Herbsman200

        So you think none of his tweet insults aren’t bullying…the same cyber bullying his wife is supposed to help fight against, her ATM machine of a husband is the top dog. Earn you starting to sound stupid for real.

        • EarnitYourself

          Easy, wack-a-mole. We’re talking about Kim’s calling him old, and him making a sarcastic joke about about short and fat. That’s funny. It’s not bullying.

          It certainly doesn’t connect the dots to Melania wanting to fight bullying among kids.

          Now, suppose Obama had called him fat.
          You know why I wouldn’t have said “And his wife stance is anti-obesity”?

          Because I’m not an idiot.

          BTW, I’m having a lot of fun with you out here lately. I’m sensing some panty knotting, so I think you should avoid thong undies for the time being, okay?

          • Herbsman200

            Glad you are having fun… but this is serious to you where I don’t give two shits what you say or think…I don’t cater to folks like you… Online grand wizard ass. Trump is a president … he needs to act like one.

          • EarnitYourself

            This is serious to me? Thanks for letting me know. Does this mean I have to stop chuckling?

            Oh, and you obviously give a minimum of three shits what I say or think, or you wouldn’t try to put words in my mouth and call me racist hate names.

          • Herbsman200

            Hey I call the president the same so you are in good company.

          • EarnitYourself

            But of course you do.

            The only white people you don’t call racist hate names are those who include an apology for the generations of institutionalized racist hate you’ve had to endure when they introduce themselves or ask you what time you got.

            If they don’t beg you to forgive them and release them from their white guilt, you can only assume they are “one of them”, right?

          • Herbsman200

            Not true…. I know plenty of white folk that are not racist. Now I will give you a little bit of reality. Do I want all white people to open their arms to blacks NO…why not all blacks have good intentions…there are some really bad minded people out here but guess what they tend to stay in their area. But I do call people like you that paint all black people with one brush racist because not all black folks are criminals. The same way it would be stupid for me to say all white men are pedophiles.

          • EarnitYourself

            I don’t paint all black people with one brush.
            But, since we’re on the subject, how come all black people paint all overpasses with one can?

            See what I did there? I painted all black people with one brush, in my denial of it. It was a joke.
            I’ve been having a lot of fun with you this last week or two, because your butthole is puckered so tight over race crap.
            Stick a piece of Kingsford charcoal up your ass tonight and see if you don’t shit a diamond tomorrow morning.

            And how come you can make pedophile jokes and they’re okay, but I can’t when you post videos of little black girls mugging little white girls?

          • Herbsman200

            What you not getting is I make comparisons. This race thing is not a joke to me. I take it heart when folks like you and some of my wife’s family members think I sell drugs. WTF So if that’s the only way i can make money then in return I say what ponzi scheme you got going on today Bernie. Then they get all upset. So with you I do the same. I’m not mad I just give you the same BS you give me.

    • Lt Bil Drat

      He makes her say it. 0___o the irony.

  • Lt Bil Drat